'Turns out I just needed to get laid' T-Shirt

This all-over printed tee brings bold, cinematic energy to your everyday rotation. The white canvas is splattered with deep crimson ink that reads like an abstract crime-scene painting — visceral, unapologetic, and raw. Lightweight polyester keeps the print vivid and the fit breathable, while side seams and shoulder tape give the shirt structure so it wears cleanly over time. Wear it layered under a leather jacket for late-night shows, or solo when you want your outfit to start a conversation. It speaks to anyone who favors statement pieces with an edge — art students, goth streetwear fans, horror enthusiasts — and lands naturally at themed nights, Halloween gatherings, or gallery openings where mood matters more than mainstream polish.

Product features
- 100% polyester for vivid, long-lasting color and quick-drying wear
- Available in two fabric weights (4.0 oz/yd² and 6.0 oz/yd²) to choose lighter or sturdier drape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention and fit
- Ribbed knit collar and tagless design for comfort and clean finish
- Regular fit, true-to-size cut; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle