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A clean, comfortable cotton tee stamped with a small, deadpan line of text across the chest. Lightweight but sturdy, it feels lived-in from the first wear and sits quietly in the wardrobe as a low-key statement piece. The restrained design works wi
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th layered streetwear or simple jeans and sneakers, bringing a wry, understated voice to everyday outfits. Soft at the neck and stable across the shoulders, it holds shape through repeated washes while keeping the message front and center.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium weight 180 g/m²) — durable yet breathable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stretch resistance
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main print for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
